Sunday, December 19, 2004

Day 100

Day 100! And what have we learned so far?

1. People are bastards, when having to wait in line.
2. People are bastards, when being overcharged 14 cents for cabbage.
3. People are bastards, when failing to place their shopping carts in the proper bins.
4. People will buy anything, as long as it's priced to own.
5. We will sell anything, as long as it has nothing to do with Jon Stewart or George Carlin.
6. Our produce really sucks sometimes.
7. Our cd and book selections really suck all the time.
8. Salaried management is unpopular with the "in" crowd.
9. We get paid shit.
10. I work with the most amazing people in the world.

If we did get together, we'd make one kick-ass union. Oops, I just said the U-word. I will be fired soon. It was nice knowing ya'll.


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