Strange Days

So today in the Garden Center, there was something of an incident.

Jackthe Greeter was minding his greeting business, when a truck drove past the Garden Cneter, stopped at the sign, and woman dropped out the door. She didn't so much exit and she was pushed and leaped to escape her "friend" driving the truck. She landed on the ground, a little bewildered and very, very topless. That's right, public nudity at Wal-Mart!

Anyway, Jack rushed over and offered her his vest to wear, when the man in the truck got out and pushed her back into the truck and sped away. Jakcj said she was in tears, and didn't seem like she wanted to go. But he wasn't sure what all he was allowed to do. It all sounds kind of funny now, but only because it scares the crap out of me, too.

My job is so weird.