Two Weeks Notice

I gave my two weeks notice today. Management made little jokes about how they were going to "lose" my notice, and how I couldn't leave. It was flattering, and kind of uncomfortable, because I didn't know what to tell them when they asked what I was doing next. "Oh," I'd say, "I'm going to go work for a grocery store in Chicago that actually offers me affordable and quality health coverage, and startes me out at $8.50 an hour."

But I'm not that mean. At least, not in real life.

Only on the internet.